Don’t look now, but a super mega news corporation has been formed in Sioux Falls, and one local newspaper isn’t too happy.

“How can they do this without including us? We are the original Sioux Falls news source, and we didn’t receive one email to join this corporation. We even offered to look at a contract deal without charging 99 cents! This is the kind of stuff we, at the award winning Argus Leader, get riled up about and start throwing down lawsuits for,” said one Argus employee we spoke with.

The super mega awesome news corporation will launch next week, according to literally every place I’ve looked on the internet lately.

“We’re not just going to be a super mega awesome news corporation, we’re going to be the ONLY news corporation here in this great state. When you think of South Dakota, you’ll think ‘wow, news there must be super mega awesome’ and that is exactly what we are going for with this change. Not even the red coats down the street can stop this from happening,” said one anonymous Super Mega Awesome News Corporation employee we spoke with.

Citizens are still unclear what to think about the news.

“I think it’s been in my face so much lately, I haven’t gotten any time to really sit down and think about it. From every place I’ve read on the internet, it’s going to be like an all day newscast or something? I haven’t really read any articles about it, just the comments on every Facebook page I follow. Maybe it’ll work, but maybe it won’t? I don’t think I’ll form an opinion until I sit down and watch what they change,” said one citizen we spoke with.

The Sioux Falls Headliner is currently available for sale at the right price, Super Mega News Corporation :D!

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White