A bargain of a deal sits on the outskirts of Brandon, where Badlands Motor Speedway has yet to be sold for trillions.

“Honestly, I don’t know how it hasn’t sold for over a couple trillion yet. We put so much money and work into it. A couple trillion is a steal of a price for what was done to it!” said one representative close to the situation.

With Dollar Loan Centers long gone, it’s no surprise Brennan and company
want out of South Dakota, but not before they throw their last hissy fit over the old Huset’s Speedway.

“We don’t see what the big fuss is about. It’s just a circle and some dirt
that should be selling for some odd trillion dollars. That’s even after we
slashed the price! A very good deal,” said the representative.

It’s really a lose-lose situation for racing fans from all over the area as
the track has sat empty for some time now, and no local residents are quite
ready to pay trillions that the owner wants.

“I just want my racing nights back. When the track was bought a couple
years ago, it just lost everything that was special about it. It’s not just
a circle of dirt, it’s a way of life!” said one racing fan we spoke with.

It’s expected that Chuck Brennan and company are to auction off the race track soon.

We should all be so lucky to have them out of here.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White