Put those College sweatshirts and Pumpkin Spice Lattes away! The month is still July, and summer is here to stay!

“I already had my cute furry boots out, and was constantly refreshing Starbucks’ Twitter feed hoping that they would be releasing their basic bitch latte line for fall 2018,” said one basic bitch we chatted on Instagram.

It’s the time of the year that all recreational coffee drinkers hate.

“Every now and then I go to Starbucks for a coffee, but I totally avoid that area in the fall months because of all the College sweatshirts and ugly ass boots,” said one woman we spoke with.

Over the past couple days, the temperatures have cooled as meteorologists predicted.

“Honestly, I’m just so glad the meteorologists brought in the cooler temperatures! I should give them a Starbucks gift card for giving me some fall weather in July!” said one basic bitch on Twitter.

Meteorologists we spoke with want to remind people that they do not actually control the weather.

“People are always calling me and offering gifts if we predict certain temperatures on certain days, but that’s really not how it works,” said one meteorologist we spoke with.

Temperatures are expected to reach the 90’s by the end of the week.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White