The time has finally come, Sioux Falls citizens!!!

Tom Hanks has officially bought the ugly ass building across the street from the Denny, and we all couldn’t be more excited!

“I’m so in love right now. I just love Tom and his family! It’s truly a blessing to live in the same city as them,” said one citizen

It was announced Friday that Tom Hanks would be buying the old, ugly Badlands Pawn building to turn into a Tom Hanks museum so that citizens could see him every day.

“Tom Hanks is just the greatest of all time. There is literally no one else like Tom Hanks and we’ve all heard he loves Sioux Falls just as much. Even if he’s never been here,” said another local we spoke with.

There is no timetable on the purchase, but people are already speculating that it could be within the next 10 years.

“I’m cautious and skeptical about it, but still excited!” said one Hanks fan we spoke with.

The Sioux Falls Headliner also reminds all readers not to believe everything they see on the internet.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White