With a growing population, comes growing business, and Walmart is upping their game in the Sioux Falls business world!

“I think it’s going to be great! I love people watching, so seeing weird people of Walmart from my patio out back is going to be a dream come true,” said one citizen we spoke with.

Since Sioux Falls is out of the race for the new Amazon headquarters, Walmart jumped the gun to make Sioux Falls the official center of their operations.

“I definitely voted on having more Walmart stores in town. Mostly to spite the people south of town, but also because I hold a grudge against certain local shops,” said another citizen we spoke with.

People have been waiting to hear about this news from the Mayor’s office, but no statement has been released yet.

“It’s odd not to have a Mayor who calls for random press conferences. Remember that one time Mayor Huether called a press conference to announce something about his bowel movements?” said one local analyst we spoke with.

The new Walmart stores will open as soon as they are flown in from overseas.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White