HEY IT’S CHAD RADEL HERE REMINDING YOU THAT THERE’S A HUGE CHANCE YOU WOULD BE A LOT FINER WITH THE SIOUX FALLS HEADLINER!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT NOW WE’VE GOT A TON OF POSTS THAT SATIRIZE SIOUX FALLS AND IT COULDN’T BE A BETTER TIME OF YEAR TO COME ON OVER TO THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

DID WE SAY YET THAT YOU’D BE FINER WITH THE SIOUX FALLS HEADLINER?!!!!!!!!!

SO COME ON OVER TO THE WEBSITE BECAUSE WE’VE GOT POSTS ON POSTS TO READ AND LAUGH AT BECAUSE YOU’D BE FINER WITH THE SIOUX FALLS HEADLINER!!!!

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET A NEW SATIRE POST AND TO START YOUR DAY WITH A SLIGHTLY FUNNY ARTICLE ABOUT LOCAL EVENTS!!!

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW BECAUSE YOU’D BE A LOT FINER IF YOU READ THE SIOUX FALLS HEADLINER!!!!!!

SOME OF OUR POSTS ARE EVEN MARKED UP TO 50%* FUNNIER THAN THE LOCAL COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO COME ON DOWN AND BE FINER WITH THE SIOUX FALLS HEADLINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White