Have you ever noticed that Sioux Falls receives packages at least 1 day before the expected delivery day?
Well look no further than Wilbur the Swift Deliverer!
Wilbur is said to be away working on important matters involving Amazon, FedEx, UPS, and the United States Postal Service at the moment, but he has not been forgotten in the Sioux Falls area.
“Oh man, I loved Wilbur so much. He spoke to my soul,” said one man we spoke with.
Wilbur kept under the radar delivering pizzas at a local entertainment and arcade business for many years, but now has burst into the delivery world when Sioux Falls needed him most.
You might not see Wilbur, but he’s over watching the packages you order and getting them here at least 1 day quicker, thanks to the secret delivery powers he acquired early in his lifetime.
“I’m just doing my job,” said Wilbur the Swift Deliverer.
It’s also been rumored that Wilbur could be the reason for so many very hairy born babies in the mid-nineties, but that is a story for another day.
The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White