A police investigation into a local meat packing plant found that plant employees were secretly employed by government entities for the creation of stink bombs used for warfare.

If hit with a stink bomb, a person may encounter:
• Nausea
• Cough
• Headache
• Vomiting
• Death

It’s unclear how long the meat packing plant has been creating the bombs for the government, but sources say the stink bombs have been used in warfare for months.

“We’ve had some interesting leads coming from inside the plant. We’re actually told it doesn’t stink inside at all, but we aren’t taking any chances,” said one Sioux Falls Police Department official.

The local meat packing plant has been a staple of Sioux Falls stench for many years.

“We saw an opportunity, and took it,” said an anonymous plant employee.

No word on what actions will be taken against the plant. Government authorities in black suits were seen at the site in the early hours.

The plant sits nearly connected to one of the largest Sioux Falls tourist attractions.

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Adam K. White