Electronics stores across the region have nearly sold out of all in stock television after the Vikings loss.

Many shoppers are flocking to the brick and mortar stores after throwing various items at their televisions after Sunday’s Minnesota Massacre in Philadelphia.

“I went through my whole house and smashed every TV I could find, so here I am out in a blizzard buying new ones so we can watch Game of Thrones again.” said one shopper we spoke with.

Vikings fan have also made the leap to change their names away from Nick. Nick Foles is the quarterback from Philadelphia that is responsible for the massacre.

“Yeah I actually changed my name from Nick, to Dick. I would much rather be called Dick, than have the same name as that asshole.” said Dick from Sioux Falls.

The Philadelphia Eagles not only annihilated the Vikings yesterday, but also received Minnesota’s first round pick last year, and a conditional 2nd, 3rd, or 4th round pick this year in a trade to Philly for Sam Bradford who has not played for most of his career with Minnesota.

Nick Foles and Philadelphia travel to Minneapolis to take on Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LII.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White