Sioux Falls is making international headlines today as polls closed online for the “World’s Smelliest Waterfalls” survey.

In order from first to last:
1. Poo Falls, India
2. Shitterton Falls, England
3. Sioux City Falls, Iowa, United States
4. Anus Falls, France
5. Sioux Falls, South Dakota, United States

With Sioux Falls making headlines all over the world, citizens and city officials hope that people wish to move to such a lovely city in the Midwest.

“It’s really just another trophy to add to our arsenal. We’re very proud to be making waves in the international community of surveys. I can smell the success I will be leaving behind as Mayor.” said Mayor Mike Huether.

“I’m just glad we aren’t Sioux City Falls. That place sounds like a dump.” said one anonymous citizen we spoke with.

Sioux Falls has also been voted “Best City To Text And Drive In” recently.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White