An announcement sent out to all media companies in the Sioux Falls area early this morning announced the new Seal Center For Entrepreneurs will be opening effective immediately.

The center will be located downtown and will be open to the public for a small monthly fee of $100. With this membership the general public, who pay a small monthly fee of $100, will get to chill with the tight-knit group of 6 friendly seals whenever they want to.

Hours for the center are Monday-Friday by appointment only.

Members will be given advice by the seals, for a small fee of $40 per sentence, and will need to pay a small fee of $25 to be added as a friend on all social media platforms.

The seals will even throw in a Facebook mention for a small fee of $10.

We reached out to the seals for comment, and received this back:

“The seals are here for the underdog in the Sioux Falls business scene. We want to help young, aspiring entrepreneurs who are low on funding. That’s why we offer our friendship and place for them to work for a small monthly. It’s about helping the community grow.”

The Seal Center For Entrepreneurs is a non-profit organization.

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White