Cue the “Rocky” theme song, because we’ve got a runoff for Sioux Falls Mayor!

Athletic shoes have been selling rapidly, and the amount of gym memberships have risen by 100% overnight in anticipation for this runoff.

Volunteers have wanted this day for weeks leading up to voting day.

“Oh yeah, I’m super stoked! I know our volunteer staff is better at running than theirs,” said one volunteer.

“Their staff is suuuuuper slow and eats pizza all the time. We got this,” said an opposing staffer.

The rules of the runoff are very clear:

  1. Each candidate must have 10 volunteers run for them.
  2. Volunteers must keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.
  3. No spitting.
  4. No biting.
  5. No falling in love with other candidate’s volunteer staff.
  6. No online bullying
  7. No crude remarks.
  8. No cheat codes.
  9. Have fun.
  10. Do whatever it takes to win.

Candidates seem to have a grasp on the rules and it should be a great runoff for the crowds to spectate from afar!

Let’s have a clean match!

The Sioux Falls Headliner
Adam K. White