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  1. Oh, come on people…the site is even labeled “Your #1 source for satirical Sioux Falls news!” The article is tagged as satire right above the headline. Does nobody read anything any more???

  2. Wow

    Reading the comments reassures me that most people are hideously Stoopid and evil fucks who should have been aborted early.

    Giggle, giggle.

  3. My favorite part was when arrested they ran around the car with the song playing that is sooo Benny Hill. I could hear the song. 😝

  4. The man in the picture is a nice guy who has Spina bifida. The videographer saw him limping before shooting the video of him falling. ☹️

  5. This whole World is so uptight with everything going on. As long as no one was hurt, I think it is funny. My Son and I used to watch Benny Hill together
    before he went to college. Bonding and a lot of laughs! I like those relaxed days much better than now

  6. This whole World is so uptight with everything going on. As long as no one was hurt, I think it is funny. My Son and I used to watch Benny Hill together
    before he went to college. Bonding and a lot of laughs! I like those relaxed days much better than now

  7. I can’t believe only one person pointed out the “small chase around the car”, that’s the best part of the article…

  8. Would have loved for this to have been recorded!!! Everyone deserves a good laugh. Glad he was released, he didn’t make nobody fall he just made it funnier.

  9. So wrong. This state is so full of White Supremacist. Hopefully it won’t end up with someone getting hurt.

  10. Pathetic…a family place promoting racism..and what’s worse is people in SD not bating an eye. Many of our ancestors came from the eastern colonies fighting the civil war for the north. If you support the confederate flag you support slavery there’s literally no get around on this.

    1. So, not hating Americans is ‘Racist’? You hate Americans and that is enlightened? Shame on you, shame on you family Commie.

      1. Your Demom dems fought under that flag and founded the KKK I don’t particularly like it but F;ags like statues have the right to exist because we are a free nation Get over your feelings I go to a track to watch racing

  11. James you have to be a nasty democrat! You can’t tell me or others what to do you and yours are sick not listening! Leave USA now don’t need your babbling of stupidity!!

  12. I’m pretty sure this is all satire… Apparently you all missed the ‘tags’ at the end of the post. LMAO

    And for those who shared this- great job ‘Fact Checking’ shit like you preach to others to do. LMAO

  13. This is a bunch of bullshit. We live in America. We should be the patriots. Of course none of it is considered offensive until trump is in office. Grow up and stop being a bunch of candy assed Cry babies.

    1. It isn’t trump. It’s fucking BLM and everything is racist now. Don’t blame trump for everything wrong in this country.

  14. I’m sorry but this is far from racist. A warrior is a warrior. They have the Native American warriors painted on the walls also have thing enclosed in a case. My children are Native American as.are many other children who attend. I don’t see how it is racist in any way shape or form.

  15. I completely agree with the aggressiveness of “warriors”. I like the idea of being the “delicate flowers” for them instead, or even the “innocent angels”! I am totally on board!

  16. Where to start? People that go to wally world? People that can’t walk on ice? People that try to walk on ice in sneakers? Totally appropriate music!

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