A local Sioux Falls man was arrested earlier Thursday after police found him berating people with loud music and laughter after they slipped and fell on icy spots in a local Walmart parking lot.
“It was something that needed to happen to make light of all the gloomy weather we’ve had lately. I didn’t know that people would get all pissed off about falling to such a happy song. I read something online the other day about someone out here yelling cold weather puns, so I figured I would try my luck and get on the news, too,” said the man.
When police arrived at the scene, it looked as though the man had just finished up playing the song for a child who had recently slipped and fallen.
“We arrived on the scene to something very disturbing. After my partner and I slipped and fell on the ice, we heard that ‘Benny Hill’ song. You know, the dunn dun dunnndunn funny song that plays when people are in funny chases? Anyway, we got up and arrested the man after a small chase around the squad car with that song still playing,” said one Sioux Falls Police Department representative we spoke with.
Meteorologists warned of these slippery conditions, but like usual no one listened.
“We told you this was coming,” said one smug meteorologist we spoke with.
The police later released the man after questioning.
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Adam K. White
FFS, the song has a name — “Yakety Sax” by Boots Randolph.
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don’t listen to them. i do care about the name of the music. but i do also want to see the video. except this is papr-thin satire without much of a foubdation, or punchline. it never happened.
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I was just wondering what the name of the song was. It’s been so connected to Benny Hill that I had forgotten that it was connected to someone else before that. Thanks.
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Raggedy Sax
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It’s called Yakety Sax.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakety_Sax
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Yep! I grew up listening to Boots and Chet Atkins and other great musicians of their day.
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Who cares what the song’s name is? I just want to see the video!
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Yes me too 🤣
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YES!!!! People are too uptight but man that video would be 🔥🤪
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Boots Randolph cares.
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Corey Taylor thinks it doesn’t matter
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I can assure you Boots hasn’t cared about anything since July 3, 2007
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Hah!
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His name is “Boots Randolph”😂
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lol i would have been rolling lololol let that man go he was having fun people know if they walk on ice and what can happen lol
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R I P Benny Hill still making people laugh
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We need Videos!
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Video or it didn’t happen!
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You understand what satire is, correct?
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hahaha the fact that most of these people do not understand this is satire is satirical in and of itself LOL The world is going downhill fast.
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Where is the video??!
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Is this a joke? Arrested for what crime?
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It’s a joke!!
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Cops arrest him because they slipped on ice and the man played the song.. soooooo it sounds like arrested for embarrassing the two cops.
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If berating people is a crime, then I should be on death row.
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Thank’s for the hearty laugh!
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Tell me this is satire.
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Your #1 source for satirical Sioux Falls news! Everyone asking for video is a dummy
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is this real? he played the song when the cops fell and they arrested him for it?
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Sigh… I admit they got me. What lendt it an air credibility was that it was purportedly the Walmart parking lot.
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Oh, come on people…the site is even labeled “Your #1 source for satirical Sioux Falls news!” The article is tagged as satire right above the headline. Does nobody read anything any more???
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Wow
Reading the comments reassures me that most people are hideously Stoopid and evil fucks who should have been aborted early.
Giggle, giggle.
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WAL-MART should have salted the parking lot! Blame THEM!
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Technically, was he really arrested if he was not booked and taken to jail? He was questioned.
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I want to know what questions they asked him?
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play the video!!
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My favorite part was when arrested they ran around the car with the song playing that is sooo Benny Hill. I could hear the song. 😝
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Who is this guy? I have to thank him for the laugh!
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This news story is WORTHLESS without video.
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I would love to see that video
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I can’t tell if y’all are going along with the bit or not. Well done.
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The man in the picture is a nice guy who has Spina bifida. The videographer saw him limping before shooting the video of him falling. ☹️
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I didn’t even know that Benny was known in the USA. Glad he’s still making you laugh over there 😀
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Americans Loved Benny Hill !!!
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Man I lover Benny Hill
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What Law was he breaking?
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This whole World is so uptight with everything going on. As long as no one was hurt, I think it is funny. My Son and I used to watch Benny Hill together
before he went to college. Bonding and a lot of laughs! I like those relaxed days much better than now
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This whole World is so uptight with everything going on. As long as no one was hurt, I think it is funny. My Son and I used to watch Benny Hill together
before he went to college. Bonding and a lot of laughs! I like those relaxed days much better than now
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I have had that song as my ringtone for two years
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Here is something like it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbniAjavwMo]
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No video? It never happened!!!
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The person falling is wearing a Sanford jacket. This made it to Bob and Tom this morning
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I can’t believe only one person pointed out the “small chase around the car”, that’s the best part of the article…
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I really wish there was a video to go along with this….
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Would have loved for this to have been recorded!!! Everyone deserves a good laugh. Glad he was released, he didn’t make nobody fall he just made it funnier.
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Is this man single? Because I think I may have found my soul mate!
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Where to start? People that go to wally world? People that can’t walk on ice? People that try to walk on ice in sneakers? Totally appropriate music!
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