A local man was arrested early Wednesday morning at Walmart after walking around the parking lot yelling cold weather puns at shoppers.
“He told me he was going to change the ‘STOP’ sign to say ‘FREEZE’. He was dressed up in some clear plastic that looked hand painted baby blue to really get the whole ice look down. He was also trying to talk like Arnold did in the Batman movie. I thought it was pretty funny,” said one shopper we spoke with.
Not everyone thought the man’s puns were funny, though.
“The man told me I needed to ‘cool it’ on the make-up I was wearing. I took serious offense to that! Who says that to a person? I’m really thinking about suing him!” said one woman we spoke with who was actually wearing too much make up.
Authorities were called after a few citizens were concerned in the man’s well-being and mental state.
“When we showed up to arrest him, he told my officers they needed to ‘chill’. They thought it was pretty funny, but we still brought him in for questioning,” said one Sioux Falls Police Department representative we spoke with.
The man was released after making more cold weather jokes on the way to department.
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Adam K. White
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Th that woman wearing to much makeup needs to talk a chill pill. Lol.
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Right after she becomes real?
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the whole country needs to cool it. It frosts my butt that so many people are easily annoyed (ironic isn’t it).. we must learn to get along and solidify our relationships of this great nation. We keep getting snow-jobs from our politico’s and we seem to be drifting deeper icy pit of despair…
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The women wearing to much makeup needs to cool off.
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It doesn’t sound like he was actually arrested, so your headline is very misleading.
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If you read the very top of the page it says this is a satirical news site so it kinda makes sense that he doesnt actually get arrested since he doesnt actually exist.
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STOP RAINING ON OUR PARADE KAYLEE!!!!!
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Don’t you mean “snowing on our parade”? I’d also accept “don’t freezing rain on our parade”.
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Icy what you did there. I had to slip that in there and now I’ll just slide away quietly. 😉
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The degree to which you’re taking these puns is bone-chilling and well-below my tolerance for blue comedy. It’sno joke people. It’s very polarizing. I can’t imagine being frozen in fear like that. Woman with too much make-up on seems bitter though.
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I can see you have your sense of humor on ice
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I think Katya really meant to say “Parody” not ‘Parade’. 😉
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Nothing gets past you detective. Can’t have people thinking this is real now can we? You must be a blast at parties
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Too awesome to be real. Someone had to take a video
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Check the top of the page. It’s satire.
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Lol
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I bet he also came up to people saying ice to meet you.
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I would have laughed if I saw that. Main that lady can’t take a joke and wanted to sue him? Lighten up stop being so uptight about every little thing.
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Or, *you* could lighten up because this is satire and not a true story ^_^
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This arrest will not hold up in court. Its called freedom of speech its the first amendment. You can not arrest someone for this. Sure he will have a great civil case against the police.
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Psssttt…. this is a satire piece. It’s not real. It even says so at the top of the page.
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Your #1 source for satirical Sioux Falls news it clearly states at top of page.
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You sure your first name isn’t Jack?
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apprently kaylee eyes are glased over with an icy dispostion due to the cold weather she could not see that this is a satirical news site.
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I guess the cold weather isn’t just hitting Kaylee; the whole Midwest seems to be here to comment on it. That polar vortex is no joke.
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Man, that’s cold… But I don’t think they should have put him on ice for it.
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She should have given him a cold shoulder and walked away!😂
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“The man told me I needed to ‘cool it’ on the make-up I was wearing. I took
serious offense to that! Who says that to a person?
It’s clowns like you that is wrong with this country!
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It’s clowns like you that don’t realize this was fake
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It’s clowns like you that don’t realize this was fake.
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Ice to see you! I’m here to seal your doom!
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Probably let him go because they were already snowed under
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The way that some people reacted to these crystallized puns freezes my blood and chills me to the bone. Frozen minds with ice-cold attitudes, I must say coldly.
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Hey Elizabeth, is this a satire article?
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What the hell kind of police state are you guys running over there is Sioux Falls. That guy should have had a bucket out for tips. I would have dropped a 20 for that kind of Puntastic humor
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The woman upset about her makeup was most likely a snowflake. They get upset about everything
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Winter is coming.
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Winter is here.
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This is truly the end o’ thermal jokes everywhere.
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That chick with all the makeup needs to be put on ice
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This article is funny as hell even if it is fake news
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That lady with the makeup needs to slow it with the attitude
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That lady with too much make up really has an icy personality
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Geez everyone needs to chill! Stop being so frigid. Just cool it.
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every one need to calm the flurry up already, take a day hoff
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Holy Sleet Batman!
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My only problem is whoever wrote this really freeze dried this up by using the same pun for such a short article and so when you read it out loud you’re really just repeating yourself and there were SOOOOO many cheesily good ice puns.
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What the hail is wrong with people these days?
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This article was one heckuva snow job!
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I think this article was leaked by Edward Snowed-on…
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Either have to say after reading all these comments I am frozen in fear cause the future of this world looks very unsettling!
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“The man told me I needed to ‘cool it’ on the make-up I was wearing. I took
serious offense to that! Who says that to a person? I’m really thinking about suing him!” said one woman we spoke with who was actually wearing too
much make up.”
Retard. You are whats wrong with the country today.
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I don’t understand why he was arrested. He Oviously was in a costume trying to make light of all this cold weather. Yes it seems a little weird. But i have seen people in ( normal) cloths that acted and talked awful and disrespectful at wal mart and they didn’t get arrested. Everyone needs to chill out. If we all tried to not be so offended and annoyed all the time. I bet your day would go so much better. Have a little fun. And laugh with others trying to have fun, instead of laughing at them.
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Sometime soon, I’m going to use this story to break the ice with some hot chicks. If I don’t get cold feet.
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I have video of this
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He should’ve dressed up like Captain Planet, then it would be a hate crime.
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Weather u like puns or not when the Cops showed up they said Freeze!!!
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I was worried for a minute there and then I read the whole article and figured it out for myself. *looks at top of page* Huh, who knew. I wish other sites would do that….
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Relax. You’ll live longer.
It’s way better than him Cosplaying some of Arnold’s other movies with gigantic body counts.
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Y’all arrested that dude?!? That’s cold.
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Those aren’t puns, puns are phonetic. Those are cleverly constructed wordplay and you people should be ashamed of yourselves, this guys conviction deserve a medal.
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The reactions to to cosplay were rather….
Bi….POLAR!
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Is this an Onion article ?
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If anyone wants to share any puns, feel *freeze*.
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What No Blue Light Specials in the Frozen Section?
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